Xavier-Warrior-Elf's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Special Crayon Greeting]

...

I love CRAYONS!

[Scrap Book: Bohh vs. Nosu]

not bad but...

only fags are named Damian.

[Pigeons]

GreatEmu has Ortiz pegged....

Nerd is right. You think you get more pussy than GreatEmu?

When your elf fucks in a dungeons and dragons game, that's NOT pussy. Your autobot fantasies don't count as getting laid; and just because you've put a galvitron action-figure in your ass, that doesn't mean you're not a virgin.

By the way, this movie wasn't good. The bad art and animation took away from the otherwise weak dialogue. It would've been better if you'd just come over and sprayed pigeon shit on my monitor.

Xavier

MindChamber responds:

Why thank ya Will;)

[Robocop-PD]

More dragons....

You should have put some dragons in it. Maybe have robocop fight a wizard in a dungeon and then have two dragons cast spells to help the evil wizard....

This movie could have been a lot better....You could have had someone else make it!

Xavier

MindChamber responds:

You're an idiot

[Wheelman trailer]

I shit better Flash....

The Wheelman says his lines like he's got a half gallon of my cum in his mouth.... You couldn't draw that guy falling out the window, so why'd you try?

Like I said, I can shit a better plot. You wrote one great big cliche: "other ways to scare up a buck....girlfriend from his past tries desperately to bring him back....detective on his tracks...." You have to know this sucks.

Xavier

MindChamber responds:

"I shit better Flash...."

Do you now?Show something better, and I'll shut up

[The Bard's Song]

Charlie's Apology should include the Bard's Song..

You only drew a few pictures.... Maybe the antagonist would have done better if he impaled the hero with his hair.

The song was great, though. Sometimes, I wake up early, put on a wizard costume and turn up the Bard's Song.

Still, I give your work a Charlie "Zero"

Keep trying.
Xavier

[Heroes of Cybertron]

This cyberSUCKS

Did Ortiz do grandson Spike's lisp himself? And how come Optimus ran like he had a stick up his ass?
The animation and graphics need work. Maybe you could "transform" this piece of shit into a good flash.

Xavier

MindChamber responds:

Until you can produce something better, I suggest you step off...That goes for you too Will